Think of a Scots barbaric alarm system.... an advancing danish army goes OUCH MY FOOT in danish and the other danes try to sush the afflicted one just before a rabble of scots rebels wake up and go WHO THE FUCK'S OOT THERE?! but in scots gaelic. the next thing you hear is the alarm going snooze...
my mirror says i am an excellent ac-tor.
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know
you never know